You couldn't make it up - the Blair $aga

The Worldwide Cleaning Industry Association has announced that Tony Blair will be the keynote speaker at its trade show. Attendees are invited to submit questions to help "shape Mr Blair's address". Here are a few:

• What advice can you give us on sweeping shit under the carpet?
• Do you recommend concealment or whitewash for corruption?
• Is there anything you and your wife will not do for money?
• Have you been properly reimbursed for joining the US attack on Iraq?
• Aren't you just a bit embarrassed that your countrymen despise you?
• Did you ever have any principles?