The Tories get their mojo back

Whoopee! Rural drunkenness and adultery - expenses cheat Nadine Dorries - grabbing hold of a rich prick - expenses cheat Nadine Dorries - betrayal of friendship - expenses cheat Nadine Dorries - my constituents will vote for me whatever I do because "everybody does it" - expenses cheat Nadine Dorries.

So very, very much to loathe about the Conservative party. So little left to like. Dear God, I can see the totalitarians waltzing back into power in four years time on the same wave of visceral revulsion as in 1997.