Polar bear killed by global warming

Devastating evidence of catastrophic global warming came when a dead polar bear was found floating in a pool of water choked with algae that have proliferated because of global warming.

Actually, I tell a lie - as one must in order to get on the AGW gravy train.

This is a picture of the late Knut, who shot to global fame as a cub in 2007, swimming in a self-evidently badly maintained pool in the Berlin Zoo.

The cutesiness of Knut was exploited ethically employed (because all methods are legitimate to SAVE THE WORLD!) in a photomontage on the cover of Vanity Fair to illustrate the plight of polar bears in captivity in the wild.