10 September 2010

Good one from The Mash


Media analyst, Julian Cook, said: "Somehow they can take even a really fascinating story and make it suicidally dull. And then do it over and over and over again. You can't do that with ordinary journalistic methods. It now seems clear they're hacking into the phones of some of the most boring people in Britain and then using that tiresomeness to produce their insipid, monotonous, left-wing bullshit."

Guardian reader Tom Logan, from Finsbury Park, said: "I did start to wonder after reading Polly Toynbee's column for what felt like the billionth time. Then I realised that she must be eavesdropping on some unbearable fucking mung bean-eating lesbian teaching assistant who just won't stop going on about the importance of local education authorities and funding for drug addict five-a-side teams."

He added: "And of course it almost goes without saying that George Monbiot is clearly hacking into the mobile of an eight year-old girl whose just seen FernGully: The Last Rainforest."

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