Seems he's been cheating on his wife with Carina Triming, the larger of the two dogs in the picture, taken when she celebrated her civil partnership with psychotherapist Juli Bennett three years ago.
Go on, my son - it's a daunting task, but someone's got to do it. Shame you can't control your own (carbon) emissions, but we are all ready to follow your firm moral leadership towards a greener tomorrow.
You can always depend on the Mail, authentic voice of British petit bourgeois hypocrisy. Having wallowed in the details, it concludes:
But it is those they have left behind who deserve the most sympathy. And, as they undoubtedly know all too well, in the end, it is the secrecy and the deceit that causes so much pain and is ultimately so hard to forgive.Thank God we have the Mail to protect us from secrecy and deceit, say I.