25 August 2010

Need a new category term

Arseholes write crap. That much is obvious.

But what body part accolade should we bestow on those who think clearly and write cogently?

Suggestions?
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  1. Anonymous25 August 2010 at 20:13

    'Truffle-heads'? 'diviners', 'sign-sifters','haruspickers''interscribers''omenoodlers''Pythians'?

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  2. Stravagantisimo25 August 2010 at 21:55

    I'm leaning towards "cognoscente"

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  3. Anonymous26 August 2010 at 13:04

    Eureka, I have it: 'Soothscryers'- two bits of basic elder Anglish cobbled together for those who seek the truth and publish it.

    'Cognoscente' is too close to 'cognoscenti' for
    fashionistas and upmarket muppets.

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  4. Stravagantisimo29 August 2010 at 09:55

    Good point about "cognoscente". But by George I think you've got it: I'm going with "soothscribe".

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