Gordon the Big Engine chuffs it like it is

To kick off Labour's election campaign Brown spoke with deep sincerity about ‘the contract between the people and those they are sworn to serve’.

The mainstream journo-pukes have attributed this to the inability of the all-seeing monocular to read properly from his teleprompter.

There is nothing in this ghastly man's history to make one doubt that he said exactly what he believes. Let all tremblingly obey.