Many a true word . . .

From the Daily Mash today:

And as half a million public sector workers were set to lose the argument about the vitally important contribution they make to society, there were warnings of violent protests and mass rioting with millions taking to the streets to demand random amounts of other people's money.

Tom Logan, professor of politics at Reading University, said: "Luckily the warnings do seem to be coming exclusively from Guardian columnists who are wrong about everything, all the time."

Hat-tip Shaun